Okay, heres the story about my mom and dad
One was white
One was black
I bet you think youre glad
Im a half breed, my skin is fair yet tan
I dont know what the hell Im on
So 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!
Kinky hair when I wake up
Straight when I go to bed
My dad speaks jive talk to me, dont know what he just said
My mother shes a honkey
My dads kentucky fried
I dont know what the hell Im on
So 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!
Back at home its black eyed peas with a pot roast on the side
Its hot dogs on friday nights
The chickens country fried
My dad says yo boy pass the peas!
My mom says pass the squash
I need something to ease the pain
So Ill go downtown and get some downers
Whoa, man, Im a little bit slow
But Ive got to get up somehow
Got no money
Just a good idea
Let me tell you how
Ill steal my parents credit cards
Oh yes Ill rip them off
Ill go downtown to where dad works
And get myself some cocaine
Now Im high, and Im not shy
Ill get it off my chest
My mom is white, she thinks shes right
She thinks that shes the best
My dad is just a negro, hes not one to play golf
I dont know what the hell I am
So 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!