Is this the in place to be?
What am I doing here?
Watching the girls go by
Spending money on...

Sleep all day
Its the only way
Im a parasite
I creep about at night.

Night club, is this the in place to be?
Night club, what am I doing here?
Night club, watching the girls go by
Spending money on...

Hey, hey, I dont work
cause I dont have to
I dont have to work
Theres no, no work to do

Night club, Im a member of the night club
Night club, a fully paid up member of the night club

So I cant dance in a club like this
All the girls are sluts
And the beer tastes just like piss

Im a parasite
I creep about at night.
Im a member of the night club
A fully paid up member of the night club

Night club, is this the in place to be?
Night club, what am I doing here?
Night club, watching the girls go by
Spending money on beer